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Dear Semi Hot Girl Taking Photos On A Boat. It's Not Your Boat So Stop Acting Like You Own It. You Drive A Used Civic.

I Live My Life Like There's No Yesterday.

My Favorite Sexual Position Is When The Girl Is Facing Mecca And I Am Fighting Off A Wolf.

I'm Fine, I Am Just Going To Go Over Here And Puke Shards Of My Own Pelvis Into This Bush.

I Won't Take No For A Question.