I Can See Myself Adopting.

A Bull In Just About Any Shop Is Gonna Be A Mess.

If You Take A Shower With Your Boyfriend, I Guarantee By The Time You Step Out Of That Shower, Your Breasts Will Be Sparkling Clean.

Men Like To Squash You. I Just Want Someone Who's Happy With Himself, Happy With His Life. He Doesn't Have To Squash Mine.

I'm A Total One-hour Drama Addict. I Think When You're A Comedian, You Tend Towards Dramas Because That's The Less Stressful Thing To Watch.

I Will Always Try To Be Happy. I Don’t Think People Really Understand The Value Of Happiness Until They Know What It’s Like To Be In That Very, Very Dark Place. It’s Not Romantic. Not Even A Little.