I Can Like Men Who

He Doesn't Move His Face When He Talks. His Eyes Are Like Shark Eyes. Dead.

The Trouble With Getting Introspective When You're Pregnant Is That You Never Know Who You Might Run Into.

For Star Wars, They Had Me Tape Down My Breasts Because There Are No Breasts In Space. I Have Some. I Have Two.

He's A Very Strange Guy, My Father. I Can't Get Mad At Him Because He's So Adorable.

I Just Admire My Mother Very Much.