I Can Hold A Note

[cole Porter] Sang Like A Hinge.

Mom Claimed That I Could Carry A Tune At 2 Or 3 Years Of Age. Maybe She Was A Little Prejudiced.

You'll Never Prove You're Too Good For A Job By Not Doing Your Best.

Any Audience That Gets A Laugh Out Of Me Gets It While I'm Facing Them

I Can Never Remember Being Afraid Of An Audience. If The Audience Could Do Better, They'd Be Up Here On Stage And I'd Be Out There Watching Them.