I Bought A Seven-dollar Pen

When I Was On Acid, I Would See Things Like Beams Of Light And I Would Hear Sounds That Sounded An Awful Lot Like Car Horns.

Swiss Cheese Is A Rip-off It's The Only Cheese I Can Bite Into And Miss

If I Had A Dollar For Every Time I Said That, I'd Be Making Money In A Very Weird Way.

I Find A Duck's Opinion Of Me Is Very Much Influenced By Whether Or Not I Have Bread.

I Am Wearing A Vest. If I Had No Arms, It Would Be A Jacket.