I Bet After Seeing Us,

Liberty Doesn't Work As Well In Practice As It Does In Speeches.

Common Sense Is Not An Issue In Politics--it's An Affliction.

I Haven't Seen A Tractor Working All Day. The Country Has Gone Sane And Got Back To Horses. Farmers All Look Worse, But They Feel Better.

Fanatical Religion Driven To A Certain Point Is Almost As Bad As None At All, But Not Quite.

I Originated A Remark Many Years Ago That I Think Has Been Copied More Than Any Little Thing That I've Ever Said, And I Used It In The Follies Of 1922. I Said America Has A Unique Record. We Never Lost A War And We Never Won A Conference In Our Lives. I Believe That We Could Without Any Degree Of Egotism, Single-handed Lick Any Nation In The World. But We Can't Confer With Costa Rica And Come Home With Our Shirts On.