I Believe That Willy Nelson

I Was So High, I Needed A Stepladder To Scratch My Own Ass.

The Folks In Mississippi Are Saying, 'thank God For Texas.'

People May Surprise You With Unexpected Kindness. Dogs Have A Depth Of Loyalty That Often We Seem Unworthy Of. But The Love Of A Cat Is A Blessing, A Privilege In This World.

There Will Be A Whole New Spirit Blowing Through Texas. There Will Be A Smile On Everybody's Face And A Chill Up The Spine Of Every Politician.

I've Got A Head Of Hair Better Than Rick Perry; It's Just Not In A Place I Can Show You.