I Believe That One Can

You Can't Be Wise Without Being Intelligent, But You Certainly Can Be Intelligent Without Being Wise.

Be Able To Sneeze Without Sounding Ridiculous. That Means Neither Stifling Yourself Or Spraying Your Immediate Vicinity.

I Suspect That Some Apparently Homosexual People Are Really Heterosexuals Who Deeply Phobic About The Opposite Sex Or Have Other Emotional Problems.

Be Able To Meet Any Deadline, Even If Your Work Is Done Less Well Than It Would Be If You Had All The Time You Would Have Preferred.

Attention-deficit Disorders Seem To Abound In Modern Society, And We Don't Know The Cause.