Be Able To Sneeze Without

I Believe That Love--not Imitation--is The Sincerest Form Of Flattery. Your Imitator Thinks That You Can Be Duplicated; Your Lover Knows You Can't.

If You're Wondering If You're Dreaming, You're Dreaming.

At First, I Only Laughed At Myself. Then I Noticed That Life Itself Is Amusing. I've Been In A Generally Good Mood Ever Since.

Just Because You're Unemployed Doesn't Mean You're Not Doing Anything Useful. You Are, For Example, At Least Keeping Your Mother-in-law's Wit Sharp.

I've Never Found An Interesting Person With A Foul Mouth.