I Wouldn't Say That Comedy

I Am Originally From Indiana. I Know What Most Of You Are Thinking: Indiana - Mafia.

Why Do You Have To Be Out Of Town To Write A Postcard? I Want A To Write A Postcard To My Neighbor: "i Still Live Near You!" The Guy Sees Me Go Into My Apartment, Flips The Card Over, It's Just A Picture Of Me Holding A Rifle.

I'm A Comedian, Which Is The Opposite Of A Lifestyle That Equips You To Be A Parent.

I'd Really Like To Promote My Increasing Consumption Of Bacon.

I Told My Son, Who's 11, "look, I Don't Care If You Curse - It's Other People That Care." So We Tried That Experiment, And He Just Cursed All The Time. And I Was Like, "all Right, Now I Care That You Curse." You Try To Have This Idealized View, And It's Like, "i Don't Care." But It's Just Going To Cause Chaos.