I Believe My Woman Shouldn't

I Believe My Woman Shouldn't Work Outside The Home.

You Meet A Better Class Of Person In Pubs.

I'm Not A Villain, I've Never Hurt Anyone. I'm Just A Tawdry Character Who Explodes Now And Again.

I Would Much Rather End Up A Fertiliser Under A Sunflower Which Is Eventually Made Into Sunflower Seed Oil So That Instead Of Nibbling Me In Her Prawn Cocktail, The Pretty Girl Will Rub Me On Her Bristols As She Suns Herself On A Beach In The Caribbean.

I'm Not As Thrilled With Myself As I Used To Be.