I Believe It Doesn't Really

I'm Not A Comedian. I Don't Make Things Funny If They're Not Funny. I Don't Invent Funny Stuff.

My Parents Were Working In A Hospital In Memphis. But I Didn't Live There For Any Length Of Time That I Remember. The First Thing I Remember Is The Town In Mississippi That I Live In Now, Charleston.

I Was A B Student In Math, Simply Because My Teachers Liked Me, As An Actor.

Was I Always Going To Be Here? No I Was Not. I Was Going To Be Homeless At One Time, A Taxi Driver, Truck Driver, Or Any Kind Of Job That Would Get Me A Crust Of Bread. You Never Know What's Going To Happen.

Anyone Who Spends A Significant Amount Of Time With Me Finds Me Disagreeable.