I Am Probably A Pseudo-intellectual.

If It Doesn't Work, At Least It Will Be An Interesting Train Wreck.

It's Fantastic That Congress Has An Increasing Number Of Women. Experts Call An Increasingly Female Presence In A Previously Male Space 'the Bruce Jenner Effect.'

Welcome Back, My Cheeky Wee Monkeys.

That's Why Credit Card Companies Are Evil. Are They Sponsoring The Show Tonight? ... They Are Evil.

I Aim To Please. I'm Nothing If Not A Vaudevillian.