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Old People Really Do Have A Secret Though. You Wanna Know What It Is? Luck.

For A While, Some Schools Across The Country Were Banning Spelling Bees. For Obvious Reasons, Of Course - Steroids

Santa Blows All These Shipping Companies Away. He Delivers More Than 2 Billion Packages In Just 24 Hours. He Does It By Sleigh. He Doesn't Use Tracking Numbers And Doesn't Use Trucks. He Just Uses Midgets And A Giant Bag.

I Didn't Say No Because Between Safety And Adventure I Choose Adventure.

I Realize That I Am Not A Journalist. So Anything I Say Is Not Important.