I Am Nothing That Isn't

You Were About Five Feet Short Of A Ten Feet Jump?

I Have A Full Grown, Semi-nude Man Bound With Duct Tape In My Truck And I Was Trying To Get Out To The Desert To Bury Him. How Do I Get To 5 South?

I Love The Tabloids Except For When I'm In 'em. Especially With The Stuff They Wrote About Jessica And I - It's Obviously Not True.

A Lot Of Stand-up Comedy Guys, When They Get A Little Famous, Just Give Up Their Stand-up Career, And It Cancels Out The Thing That Set Them Apart.

Everything You See On Screen Is Real. By Doing What We Do, There's Naturally Going To Be A Lot Of Grimacing. And Whimpering.