I Am Not Read Well,

There Is Nothing I Like More Than Pure Underground Music

I Thought I Would Try To Be Gay For A While, But I'm Just More Sexually Attracted To Women. But I'm Really Glad That I Found A Few Gay Friends, Because It Totally Saved Me From Becoming A Monk Or Something.

You Can't Buy Happiness

If You're Really A Mean Person You're Going To Come Back As A Fly And Eat Poop.

Rock & Roll Is Dying. It’s Frightening To Think About The Music Scene 20 Years From Now.