I Am Not Read Well,

The Sun Is Gone, But I Have A Light.

I Was Accepted By Cool People Because The Cheerleaders Thought I Was Cute. The Jocks Knew The Jock-girls Thought I Was Cute. I Just Chose Not To Hang Around With Them.

Don't Read My Diary When I'm Gone.

If It Was Up To Me, I'd Get More Oil Tanker Drivers Drunk. I Don't Value Music Much. I Like The Beatles, But I Hate Paul Mccartney. I Like Led Zeppelin, But I Hate Robert Plant. I Like The Who, But I Hate Roger Daltrey.

If You're Really A Mean Person You're Going To Come Back As A Fly And Eat Poop.