I Am Not Into Publicity.

You're Not Supposed To Be Accepting Trophies. You're Supposed To Be In The Back Being Mad That People Are Getting Trophies.

When You Look Like I Do Its Hard To Get A Table For One At Chucky Cheese.

My Headshot Is A Scratch And Sniff, It Smells Like Failure And Onions.

I Wonder If In 2050 There Will Be A Movie Called, 'dude, Where's My Spaceship'

I Was Just Thinking How Unfortunate It'd Be To Be A Fat Girl Named Candy.