I Am Like Any Other

I Am Going To St. Petersburg, Florida, Tomorrow. Let The Worthy Citizens Of Chicago Get Their Liquor The Best They Can. I'm Sick Of The Job-it's A Thankless One And Full Of Grief. I've Been Spending The Best Years Of My Life As A Public Benefactor.

I'm A Kind Person, I'm Kind To Everyone, But If You Are Unkind To Me, Then Kindness Is Not What You'll Remember Me For

I Am Like Any Other Man. All I Do Is Supply A Demand.

My Rackets Are Run On Strictly American Lines And They're Going To Stay That Way.

Hell Must Be A Pretty Swell Spot, Because The Guys That Invented Religion Have Sure Been Trying Hard To Keep Everybody Else Out.