I Am Accusing Him Of

I Bought These Shoes In Taiwan, And They Said In The Inside "made Around The Corner."

It's My Wife Ruth's Birthday Soon. I Said To Her: "what Would You Like For Your Birthday?" She Said: "i Want A Divorce." I Said: "i Wasn't Planning On Spending That Much."

It's Never Occurred To Me To Worry About My Health, Or That I'll Get Old, Or That People Will Stop Laughing At Me.

America Has Only 100 Senators For 309 Million People, But Stormont Has 108 Members For 1.7 Million.

I Have A Pacemaker In, But It Doesn't Work Very Well, Because Every Time I Fart The Garage Door Opens.