I Am A Theatre Actor,

I Used To Be Gay, But I Was Forced To Give It Up, Because It Made My Eyes Water.

You Get Used To Being Lazy Doing Films, But Classical Theatre's Going To Finish Me Off.

I Never Met My Theater Fans. I'm Out The Stage Door Five Minutes After The Curtain Goes Up. So That's It. I Don't Even Know Who Comes, But Thank God They Do Come. I Can't Tell. I Keep My Head Down. I Don't Meet Them. The Fans From "harry Potter" Are Kids Who Stop Me In The Street. I Love That. That's Terrific. I Was Amazed How Many Do.

Like A Heartbeat. Something Inside Me. Some Dream. I Think It's Being A Dreamer As A Child. Dreamy Kids Become Actors, Don't They?

Oh Yeah, I'd Love To Be A Comedian. I've Done A Lot, But Always In The Confines Of Plays.