Oh Yeah, I'd Love To

I'm An Anorak. I've Always Been An Obsessive Collector Of Things. Richard Briers Collects Stamps. I Collect Cars And Guns, Which Are Much More Expensive, And Much More Difficult To Store.

I Live In Fear Of Being A Contented Passenger. I'd Rather Get Parts I Can't Play.

There Were No Spells At My School, Just A Smack In The Mouth.

There Are Some Actors Who Are Rehearsal Actors, And Some Who Are Not. I Am Not. Having Said That, I Don't Know What I Am Talking About.

Oh Yeah, I'd Love To Be A Comedian. I've Done A Lot, But Always In The Confines Of Plays.