I Am A Sepoy And

The Indians Are Finding The Gaps Like A Pin In A Haystack.

You Got To Choose Between Tightening Your Belt Or Losing Your Pants.

The Third Umpires Should Be Changed As Often As Nappies And For The Same Reason.

Nobody Travels On The Road To Success Without A Puncture Or Two.

Wickets Are Like Wives, You Never Know Which Way They Will Turn!