You Got To Choose Between

Experience Is Like A Comb That Life Gives You When You Are Bald.

India Me Aap Prime Minister Ko Ek Baar Katghare Me Khada Kar Sakte Hain. Par Sachin Tendulkar Par Ungli Nahi Utha Sakte.

It Is Better To Ride A Pony Than A Horse Which Throws You.

It's Like The Brooding Hen Sitting Over A China Egg.

The Ball Whizzes Past Like A Bumblebee And The Indians Are In The Sea.