I Am A Male Chauvinist.

In Some European Theaters, It's Still Not Uncommon To Have A Late Start And Three Long Intermissions, Because People Actually Eat And Drink And Converse During The Intermissions.

Faith Is Like A Kernel Of Wheat.

Discourse Is Fleeting, But Junk Mail Is Forever.

Apparently We Love Our Own Cell Phones But We Hate Everyone Else's.

The Fifties Were When People Started Coming Down On "juvenile Delinquents," "hoodlums," "vandals"--anybody That Was Young, Wore A Motorcycle Jacket, And Didn't Act Polite Around Older People.