I Always Wanted To Scuba

My Comedy Comes From Pain. I Can't Stand To See Someone Hurting.

I Hate To Let People Down. I Was Like That In Sports And I Was Like That In Comedy. I Was Like That At Work. When I Worked General Motors And Stuff Like That, When I Say Something, I Mean It.

I Think A Lot Of Tv Insults The Audience.

If You Mess Something Up, Remember Who Got You There. Don't Be Pointing Fingers, Even If Finger-pointing Is Called For. Only One You Got To Blame Is Your Own Self.

I'm Not Afraid To Fail. Sometimes When You Lose, You Win. Sometimes When You Win, You Lose.