My Comedy Comes From Pain.

They Say If You Don't Have Your Health You Ain't Got Nothing, But The Truth Is You Ain't Got Nothing If You Don't Have No One To Worry About Your Health.

The Two Sides Of Bernie - That's A Quiet Weapon That I Have.

That's The Whole Key To Anything: Don't Be Afraid To Fail. And Is Not Afraid To Fail.

I Think A Lot Of Tv Insults The Audience.

Whatever You Hear At The Barber Shop, Stays At The Barber Shop.