I Always Bring Cash For

I Do Have A 22-inch Waist, I Will Say That.

I Don’t Like Boys Who Are Mean To Their Mommies. That’s A Real Turn Off For Me. And I Don’t Like Boys Who Aren’t Chivalrous. To Me, Not Being Respectful Is A Big Deal.

I Could See Myself In A Relationship With A Girl - Olivia Wilde Is So Sexy She Makes Me Want To Strangle A Mountain Ox With My Bare Hands. She’s Mesmerizing.

I Think I'm A Different Kind Of Role Model For Young Girls.

If You're Billed As A Comedian, People Will Accept Anything You Say As Light-hearted And Not With Intent Behind It.