I Have The Libido Of

I Don’t Want To Have To Be Like A Scarlett Johansson – Who I Have Nothing Against, But I Don’t Want To Have To Go On Talk Shows And Pull Out Every Single Sat Word I’ve Every Learned To Prove, Like, ‘take Me Seriously, I Am Intelligent, I Can Speak.’ I Don’t Want To Have To Do That. I Resent Having To Prove That I’m Not A Retard – But I Do. And Part Of It Is My Own Fault.

I Have A Mouth And I'm Not Afraid To Use It.

If You Eat Chinese Food, Your Farts Come Out Like Chinese Food. If You Eat Mexican Food, Your Farts Come Out Like Mexican Food. And Milk, It’s Like - You Can Smell The Warmth In The Fart. My Wardrobe On Transformers Always Smells Like Farts, And I Have No Idea Why.

I Hate Doing Photo Shoots.

I Like Funny Guys And Those, For Some Reason, Tend To Be Nerdy Guys.