I Advise Keeping Four Feet

Imagine You Had A Bank That Each Morning Credited Your Account With $1,440 - With One Condition: Whatever Part Of The $1,440 You Failed To Use During The Day Would Be Erased From Your Account, And No Balance Would Be Carried Over. What Would You Do? You'd Draw Out Every Cent Every Day And Use It To Your Best Advantage. Well, You Do Have Such A Bank, And Its Name Is Time. Every Morning, This Bank Credits You With 1,440 Minutes. And It Writes Off As Forever Lost Whatever Portion You Have Failed To Invest To Good Purpose.

Find Comfort In The Knowledge That No Imitator Ever Comes Off As Well As The Original.

An Open Marriage Is Nature's Way Of Telling You That You Need A Divorce.

Class Is Considerate Of Others. It Knows That Good Manners Is Nothing More Than A Series Of Petty Sacrifices.

Women's Magazines Continue To Print 'helpful' Articles On How To Hang On To Your Husband While Thousands Of Wives Write To Me And Complain That 'hanging Is Too Good For 'em.