Know When To Tune Out,

I Don't Believe That You Have To Be A Cow To Know What Milk Is.

Women Who Are Devoted To Causes, Such As Overpopulation And The Underprivileged [sic], Are Much Less Interested In Fashion Than, Let's Say, Those Who Lunch At La Grenouille And Le Cirque.

Are You Better Off With Him Or Without Him?

Bragging Is Not An Attractive Trait, But Let's Be Honest. A Man Who Catches A Big Fish Doesn't Go Home Through An Alley.

Find Comfort In The Knowledge That No Imitator Ever Comes Off As Well As The Original.