Humor's A Weapon If You

This Stammer Got Me A Home In Beverly Hills, And I'm Not About To Screw With It Now.

I Didn't Need The Elf Outfit To Play An Elf; I Could Just Play An Elf.

Every New Routine I Have Ever Written And Performed Probably Occurred Extemporaneously. Then After You Have Fleshed It Out And Tried It Out In Front Of A Number Of Audiences And It Works, You Put It Down On Paper.

I Don't Know How Many Sacred Cows There Are Today. I Think There's A Little Confusion Between Humor And Gross Passing For Humor. That's Kind Of Regrettable.

I Think Everyone Probably Starts Out Sounding Like Someone Else, But Gradually You Develop Your Own Sound.