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Cell Phones Have Gotten So Small, You Can't Tell Who's A Cell Phone User And Who's A Schizophrenic.

Laughter Gives Us Distance. It Allows Us To Step Back From An Event, Deal With It And Then Move On.

I've Been Told To Speed Up My Delivery When I Perform. But If I Lose The Stammer, I'm Just Another Slightly Amusing Accountant.

I Can't Remember The Last Live-action, Non-animated Christmas Movie.

Funny Is Funny Is Funny.