Humor Is Not Debatable. It's

Just Because I Rock Doesn't Mean I Am Made Of Stone.

I Praticed Making Faces In The Mirror And It Would Drive My Mother Crazy. She Used To Scare Me By Saying That I Was Going To See The Devil If I Kept Looking In The Mirror. That Fascinated Me Even More, Of Course.

I've Always Believed That You Can Funnel Good Things Toward Yourself By Thinking Positiviely.

When Someone You Love Dies, You Don't Lose Them All At Once. You Lose Them In Pieces Over Time, Like How The Mail Stops Coming.

I Refuse To Feel Guilty. I Feel Guilty About Too Much In My Life But Not About Money. I Went Through Periods When I Had Nothing, So Somebody In My Family Has To Get Stinkin' Wealthy.