Humor Is Always Based On

Last Year I Had A Stroke. It Left Me In Bad Shape. I Had To Teach Myself How To Walk And Talk All Over Again. It Was A Long Hard Fight. My Speech Is Not Perfect But I'm Getting There.

Jet Lag Is For Amateurs.

Humor Is Always Based On A Modicum Of Truth. Have You Ever Heard A Joke About A Father-in-law?

Success Is Finding Something You Love To Do, Getting Paid To Do It And Finding Someone To Share It With.

It's Rare When An Artist's Talent Can Touch An Entire Generation Of People. It's Even Rarer When That Same Influence Affects Several Generations. Elvis Made An Imprint On The World Of Pop Music Unequaled By Any Other Single Performer.