How Long Is It Polite

When I First Became Famous In The United Kingdom It Was Helpful Because It Meant There Wasn't A Spite Of 'this Bloke's A Drug Addict,' 'this Bloke F**ks All These Women' Because I Was Just Making Jokes About All Those Things Already, So It Made Me Some Kind Of Incorruptible Indefatigable, Indestructible Force.

I Really, Really Love Children And I Think Probably Among Children Is When I Feel Mostly Berated. It's Not Like I Feel Like Oh, There's Some Children Here. I Have To Tone It Down. I Go Nuts With Children Especially When I Ain't Got None. So When I'm Round My Mates' Children, I Jest Them Kids Up First. I Swear At Them, I Get More Worked Up, I Say Crazy Stuff To Them, Fill Their Heads With Nonsense And Then I Leave Them.

The Only Revolution That Can Really Change The World Is The One In Your Own Consciousness, And Mine Has Already Begun.

I Know That's The Sort Of Thing People Say And I Really Hate It When People Say The Sort Of Things People Say. I Always Think, 'you Don't Mean That, You Just Think It Sounds Good.

As A Performer, I'm Very, Very Confident In What I Do.