How Do I Speak Spanish?

My Grandmother Used To Embarrass Me More, When She Would Pick Me Up From School Wearing A Big Fuzzy Hat. I Didn't Like That.

I Sang A Song At My Sister's Wedding. My Mother Forced Me Into That, Too. But That One Felt All Right.

My Name Is Adam. My Father's Name Is Adam. Having The Same Name As Your Father, It's Alright Until Your Voice Changes. My Friends Would Always Call Up, 'is Adam There?' My Father Would Say, 'this Is Adam.' My Friends Would Say, 'adam, You Were So Wasted Last Night.'

I'm Filthy Rich! It's Good To Be Adam Sandler!

In High School I Wanted To Be A Rock Star And Was In A Lot Of Bands.