House Guests Should Be Regarded

Early In My Life I Had Made A Pact With Myself. I Would Never Eat Anything That Moved When I Cooked It, Excited The Dog, Or Inflated Upon Impact With My Teeth.

In General My Children Refuse To Eat Anything That Hasn't Danced In Television.

One Never Realizes How Different A Husband And Wife Can Be Until They Begin To Pack For A Trip.

Sometimes I Can't Figure Designers Out. It's As If They Flunked Human Anatomy.

I Never Leaf Through A Copy Of National Geographic Without Realizing How Lucky We Are To Live In A Society Where It Is Traditional To Wear Clothes.