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I'm Not A Big Believer In Our Copyright Laws; I Find Them Way Too Restrictive.

Most Liberals I Know Were For Invading Afghanistan Right After 9/11.

I Come From The State Of Michigan. We Were The First English-speaking Government In The World To Outlaw The Death Penalty, Back In The 1840s. We Have Never Had, As A State, The Death Penalty In Michigan. I Was Raised With That, And Even Republicans In Michigan, Nobody Would Even Think Of Putting A Measure On The Ballot To Have The Death Penalty.

I Had A Newspaper In Flint, Michigan Called The 'flint Voice,' And So It Was A, You Know, Underground, Alternative Newspaper That I Edited And Put Out For About Ten Years.

I Had An Unusually Large-sized Head, Though This Was Not Uncommon For A Baby In The Midwest. The Craniums In Our Part Of The Country Were Designed To Leave A Little Extra Room For The Brain To Grow In Case One Day We Found Ourselves Exposed To Something We Didn't Understand, Like A Foreign Language, Or A Salad.