Hollywood, We Decided, Was A

Personally, I Like Those Mystery Shows. Ever Since I Was A Kid I've Been Crazy About Blood And Detectives And Murder. Maybe I Was Born With A Silver Knife In My Back.

Doing The Show Was Like Painting The George Washington Bridge. As Soon As You Finished One End, You Started Right In On The Other.

As I Look Back On My Life, I See It As One Long Obstacle Course With Myself As The Main Obstacle.

I Have Never Seen A Bad Television Program, Because I Refuse To. God Gave Me A Mind, And A Wrist That Turns Things Off.

Then There Was The Time In Hollywood When I Sat Down In A Breakaway Chair And It Collapsed On Me. I Was Nearly Knocked Out And Might Have Been Even More Seriously Hurt But My Fall Was Broken By The Smog.