Hitting Is Better Than Sex.

In The Building I Live In On Park Avenue There Are Ten People Who Could Buy The Yankees, But None Of Them Could Hit The Ball Out Of Yankee Stadium.

I Have A Hard Time Believing Athletes Are Overpriced. If An Owner Is Losing Money, Give It Up. It's A Business. I Have Trouble Figuring Out Why Owners Would Stay In If They're Losing Money.

Hitting Is Better Than Sex.

So Many Ideas Come To You And You Want To Try Them All, But You Can't. You're Like A Mosquito In A Nudist Colony, You Don't Know Where To Start.

I Don't Mind Getting Beaten, But I Hate To Lose.