History, Sir, Will Tell Lies

Few People Think More Than Two Or Three Times A Year; I Have Made An International Reputation For Myself By Thinking Once Or Twice A Week.

I Am A Sort Of Collector Of Religions: And The Curious Thing Is That I Find I Can Believe In Them All.

Every Step Of Progress Means A Duty Repudiated, And A Scripture Torn Up.

A Mind Of The Caliber Of Mine Cannot Derive Its Nutrient From Cows.

Journalists Are Too Poorly Paid In This Country To Know Anything That Is Fit For Publication.