History Is The Same Thing

I Don't Believe In God. Just Try Getting A Plumber On The Weekend.

If God Exists, I Hope He Has A Good Excuse.

I'm Going To My Psychoanalyst One More Year, Then I'm Going To Lourdes.

The Good Sleep Better, But The Bad Seem To Enjoy The Waking Hours Much More.

Inertia Accounts For Two-thirds Of Marriages. But Love Accounts For The Other Third.