Don't Knock Masturbation. It's Sex

To Love Is To Suffer. To Avoid Suffering One Must Not Love. But Then One Suffers From Not Loving. Therefore, To Love Is To Suffer. Not To Love Is To Suffer.

Real Software Engineers Don't Debug Programs, They Verify Correctness. This Process Doesn't Necessarily Involve Execution Of Anything On A Computer, Except Perhaps A Correctness Verification Aid Package. Sex Without Love Is An Empty Experience, But, As Empty Experiences Go, It's One Of The Best.

If There Is Reincarnation, I'd Like To Come Back As Warren Beatty's Fingertips.

Achilles Only Had An Achilles Heel, I Have An Entire Achilles Body.

What Is It About Death That Bothers Me? Probably The Hours.