His Sister Had Been Sent

Rincewind Gave His Fingers A Long Shocked Stare, As One Might Regard A Gun That Has Been Hanging On The Wall For Decades And Has Suddenly Gone Off And Perforated The Cat.

The Reason That Clichés Become Clichés Is That They Are The Hammers And Screwdrivers In The Toolbox Of Communication.

Someone Out There Was About To Find That Their Worst Nightmare Was A Maddened Librarian. With A Badge.

There Was A Man And He Had Eight Sons. Apart From That, He Was Nothing More Than A Comma On The Page Of History. It's Sad, But That's All You Can Say About Some People.

A Marriage Is Always Made Up Of Two People Who Are Prepared To Swear That Only The Other One Snores.