Hi, Mom. (devyn) It’s The

For The Record, Kid, Summoning A Demon To Kidnap Her, Not The Best Way To Meet A Woman. It Usually Backfires On You.

So You're The Infamous Acheron. (amanda) Lord And Master Of The Great Barbarian Horde That Roams The Night. (acheron)

About A Hundred Or So Years Before You Were Born, A Dark-hunter Made The Mistake Of Falling In Love With His Talpina. Unfortunately For The Rest Of Us, She Didn’t Pass Artemis’s Test. Artemis Was So Angry, She Stepped In And Banished The Talpinas From Us, And Implemented The Oh So Wonderful You’re-only-supposed-to-sleep-with-them-once Rule. As Further Backlash, Acheron Came Up With The Never-touch-your-squire Law. I Tell You, You Haven’t Lived Until You’ve Tried To Find A Decent One-night Stand In Seventh-century Britain. (talon)

I've Been A Dj, Janitor, Ditch Digger, Waitress, Computer Instructor, Programmer, Mechanic, Web Developer, Clerk, Manager, Marketing Director, Tour Guide And Dorm Manager, Among Other Things.

In Case You Haven't Noticed, They're Moving A Lot Faster. I Don't Know About The Laws Of Physics On Your Planet, But Where I Come From An Object Moving At Subclass Speed Can't Catch Up To One Running At Starclass. But If You Know Something About Turbines, Thrusters And Engines, Quantum Or Classical Physics That I've Somehow Missed, Then Please Enlighten Me. - Caillen Dagan To Desideria Denarii