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Hey Yogurt, If You're So Cultured, How Come I Never See You At The Opera?
-Stephen Colbert
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Hey Yogurt, If You're So
Stephen Colbert
Hey Yogurt, If You're So Cultured, How Come I Never See You At The Opera?
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