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The Most Common Thing That Real Reporters Say To Me Is, "i Wish I Could Say What You Say." What I Don't Understand Is, Why Can't They Say What I Say, Even In Their Own Way? Does That Mean They Want To Be Able To Name Certain Bald Contradictions Or Hypocrisies That Politicians Have?

If I Had One Wish, It Would Be For Self-drying Pants. Wait -- No! Unlimited Wishes! How Do I Return These Stupid Pants?!

I May Not Agree With What You Have To Say But I Will Fight You To The Death For The Right To Fight You To The Death.

I'm A Huge News Junkie. I Love What The News Does.

I Love Being Onstage, I Love The Relationship With The Audience.