Hell, Do I Remember The

Every Night When I Go Out On Stage, There's Always One Nagging Fear In The Back Of My Mind. I'm Always Afraid That Somewhere Out There, There Is One Person In The Audience That I'm Not Going To Offend!

Regis Philbin Is Very Successful In His Own Right. We Have A New Thing Where He Have Chairs And We Sit And Talk To Each Other About My Career And His Career. It Works Pretty Well If I Do Say So.

In The Old Days, That Was My Ad-lib For Hecklers In The Joints I Worked. It Stuck With Me. I Hardly Say It Now, Say, To Fans, Even Though People Do Send Me Hockey Pucks.

I Was Sitting In The Toilet And I Was By Myself. I Was Tired Of Playing With The Roller, So I Said I'd Better Write A Book.

Well, I Call Myself An Actor. I Always Wanted To Be One.