He Lasted About As Long

Xenophobia Doesn't Benefit Anybody Unless You're Playing High-stakes Scrabble.

When The Hell Is Warren Moon Going To Retire? I Mean, This Guy Is Older Than The Cuneiform In Nebuchadnezzar's Tomb.

I Am Proof That Einstein's "e Equals M C Squared" Is Wrong. My Mass Has Increased, But My Energy Has Dropped.

America May Be The Best Country In The World, But That's Kind Of Like Being The Valedictorian Of Summer School.

A Recent Conversation: Dubya: Look At The Clock, Time Is Racing! Cheney: That's The Second Hand, George.