He Lasted About As Long

Big Deal, So He Scored. The Last Time I Saw Someone Dance Like That I Had To Pay Her $20 And Have My Pants Dry Cleaned The Next Day.

It Takes Zero Politically Correct People To Screw In A Lightbulb Because They Are Perpetually In The Dark.

Ah, Feminism In The Nineties, What A What Is Yours What Is Mine Field.

There's Nothing Wrong With Being Shallow As Long As You're Insightful About It.

Now Let Me Get This Straight. Bush Is Anti-abortion, But Pro-death Penalty. I Guess It's All In The Timing, Huh?