Have A Holly Jolly Christmas!

I'm A Law-abiding Man. That Is, If There's Any Law To Abide By.

The Human Animal Is A Beast That Eventually Has To Die. If He's Got Money, He Buys And He Buys And He Buys. The Reason He Buys Everything He Can Is Because Of Some Crazy Hope That One Of The Things He Buys Will Be Life Everlasting.

I Stopped And Gazed On The Little Dull Man Who Was Being Paid To Be A Teacher Of Teachers. I Turned And Walked To The Door, Slammed It Closed With A Bang, And Broken Glass Crashed To The Floor. There Was Uproar Behind Me In The Class, Which Did Not Interest Me At All.

I Think My Life Has Been A Long, Slow Process Of Trying To Move Closer And Closer To The Spirit By Moving Closer And Closer To The Heart. The Heart Is What's Important.

I Went To My Room And Packed A Change Of Clothes, Got My Banjo, And Started Walking Down The Road. Soon I Found Myself On The Open Highway Headed East.